Posts tagged chris pine
Posts tagged chris pine
went to home depot today for some dowels and i think they’d make a lot money if they sell these instead
#christopher let the sports section slip through limp fingers#he sighed and took up his moleskine again#’dear diary’#he wrote#’today i watched a swarm of ants build a nest in the east tomato bed’#’as they wrestled with the chunks of mulch i was once again struck with the futility of human life’#’it was so beautiful’#’so empty’#’and then i got hungry for BLTs so i came inside and made lunch’ (via jouissants)
and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”
"Chris Pine has a voice like a full-bodied bottle of wine," says Blunt of the actor, who plays Prince Charming in the movie musical. "He sounds like Frank Sinatra. The first time I heard his voice it was like ‘wow!’ He’s so funny in this role. He’s so full of it and arrogant."
#Reginald the Horse: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS#THIS IS LIKE THE BEST DAY#DO YOU SEE#I HAVE CAPTAIN FUCKING KIRKS LEGS WRAPPED AROUND ME#I’M THE FUCKIN’ ENTERPRISE MAN#LET’S BOLDLY GO WHERE NO PERCHERON CROSS HAS GONE BEFORE#SHIT WAIT TIL I TELL DAISY BACK AT THE BARN#MAYBE SHE’LL TALK TO ME#AND LET ME ITCH HER BUTT#IF I TELL HER WHAT CHRIS PINE’S ASS FELT LIKE ON MY BACK#OH GOD#THIS IS MY TIME (via suedescripture)
Chris Dancing Pine
you mean CHRIS AWKWARD DANCING PINE
My friends Megan and Jonathan and I heard about this private screening of a movie called ‘This is Not a Club’ which is about speech and debate and since we’re all speechies we were all psyched to go. (Megan and I actually run fuckyeahspeech. Represent, yo.) The screening was happening in LA and we all live in LA so we were like FUCK YEAH and high-tailed it over there.
So we get there to this tiny private theater and suddenly realize WE ARE SEVERELY UNDER-DRESSED and everyone seems to know each other and maybe we shouldn’t be here???? BUT FUCK EVERYTHING we go in anyway.
So we get in the theater and we sit down and people are trickling in and I look up— and there is a man standing there in the aisle talking to someone. He is wearing a turquoise bro tank and white-washed jeans and I’m like ‘well clearly i’m not the only one under-dressed’ and then—. Wait. IS THAT FUCKING CHRIS PINE.
I lean over to Megan and whisper, “isthatchrispine.” And she and Jonathan look up and we’re just staring at him and trying to lean in oh so casually to see if we can recognize his voice. Megan says, “I’m gonna google him to see what current hairstyle he has.” And just as she pulls her phone out a man behind me yells, “Hey CP!” And he looks up and starts to head over and I whisper (very forcefully) “MEGANTHATSHIMTHATSDEFINITELYHIMPUTYOURPHONEAWAY.”
and so GOOD OLE’ CP WALKS OVER IN ALL HIS BEARDED GLORY AND HIS FRIEND POINTS AT THE OPEN SEAT NEXT TO ME AND SAYS “HERE I HAVE A SEAT FOR YOU HERE.”
And??? My heart started beating so quickly?? He sat down next to me and the room darkened and I was so conscious of all my limbs and GOD DAMN IT WHY DID I CHOOSE TODAY TO WEAR FLIP FLOPS. FUCK I TOTALLY FORGOT TO PUT DEODORANT ON DIDN’T I. FUCK.
Long story short I spent about 50% of the movie listening to his little FUCKING CHRIS PINE GIGGLES AND WATCHING HIS LIL FIDGETY HANDS MOVE AND OUR ARMS BRUSHED AND I’LL NEVER BE THE SAME.
GOOD FUCKIGN BYE WORLD.
So the writer of the Out piece said this on her tumblr:
Pine’s quote about “it’s always springtime,” by the way, was what I got when I asked my equal opportunity default query: “How do you describe your sexuality?”
Chris Pine on Jimmy Kimmel Live
———- Chris Pine at the David Letterman show
So Chris is quite used to being treated like a Barbie.
i love that thing chris pine does with his hands. you know the thing i’m talking about. it’s like, is he measuring the size of his emotions mid-air, or is he holding an enormous, invisible sandwich? we’ll never know
Captain Kirk is confused