Posts tagged chris pine
Posts tagged chris pine
Chris Dancing Pine
you mean CHRIS AWKWARD DANCING PINE
My friends Megan and Jonathan and I heard about this private screening of a movie called ‘This is Not a Club’ which is about speech and debate and since we’re all speechies we were all psyched to go. (Megan and I actually run fuckyeahspeech. Represent, yo.) The screening was happening in LA and we all live in LA so we were like FUCK YEAH and high-tailed it over there.
So we get there to this tiny private theater and suddenly realize WE ARE SEVERELY UNDER-DRESSED and everyone seems to know each other and maybe we shouldn’t be here???? BUT FUCK EVERYTHING we go in anyway.
So we get in the theater and we sit down and people are trickling in and I look up— and there is a man standing there in the aisle talking to someone. He is wearing a turquoise bro tank and white-washed jeans and I’m like ‘well clearly i’m not the only one under-dressed’ and then—. Wait. IS THAT FUCKING CHRIS PINE.
I lean over to Megan and whisper, “isthatchrispine.” And she and Jonathan look up and we’re just staring at him and trying to lean in oh so casually to see if we can recognize his voice. Megan says, “I’m gonna google him to see what current hairstyle he has.” And just as she pulls her phone out a man behind me yells, “Hey CP!” And he looks up and starts to head over and I whisper (very forcefully) “MEGANTHATSHIMTHATSDEFINITELYHIMPUTYOURPHONEAWAY.”
and so GOOD OLE’ CP WALKS OVER IN ALL HIS BEARDED GLORY AND HIS FRIEND POINTS AT THE OPEN SEAT NEXT TO ME AND SAYS “HERE I HAVE A SEAT FOR YOU HERE.”
And??? My heart started beating so quickly?? He sat down next to me and the room darkened and I was so conscious of all my limbs and GOD DAMN IT WHY DID I CHOOSE TODAY TO WEAR FLIP FLOPS. FUCK I TOTALLY FORGOT TO PUT DEODORANT ON DIDN’T I. FUCK.
Long story short I spent about 50% of the movie listening to his little FUCKING CHRIS PINE GIGGLES AND WATCHING HIS LIL FIDGETY HANDS MOVE AND OUR ARMS BRUSHED AND I’LL NEVER BE THE SAME.
GOOD FUCKIGN BYE WORLD.
So the writer of the Out piece said this on her tumblr:
Pine’s quote about “it’s always springtime,” by the way, was what I got when I asked my equal opportunity default query: “How do you describe your sexuality?”
Chris Pine on Jimmy Kimmel Live
———- Chris Pine at the David Letterman show
So Chris is quite used to being treated like a Barbie.
i love that thing chris pine does with his hands. you know the thing i’m talking about. it’s like, is he measuring the size of his emotions mid-air, or is he holding an enormous, invisible sandwich? we’ll never know
Captain Kirk is confused
Chris Pine in “Horrible Bosses 2” (x)
BRB WATCHING IT AGAIN BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE RIGHT
I”M WITH JOUISSANTS. IF IT’S WRONG I DON’T WANNA BE RIGHT.
NO. GUYS. SERIOUSLY. IT IS HIM. LOOK.
SAME PANTS. SAME SHOES. THEY ARE TYING UP PINE.
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Bring on the gif stories, people!
Meanwhile, at the spaceport: Captain James T. Kirk gets into a private car while the rest of the crew is transferred by bus to Starfleet headquarters for a debriefing. Rumor has it that Captain Kirk was marooned on a jungle planet with only his first officer, Mr. Spock, for months before they were rescued last week.
Captain Kirk, who certainly sports the rugged Robinson Crusoe-esque looks to go with that rumor, declined to comment. Mr. Spock was nowhere to be seen.
I just want it known that I am so mad at juno right now. And pine-farr for posting this in the first place.
Filed under things I should not be doing:
“Will we get a statement?”
“What happened on that planet? Captain?”
“Where’s Commander Spock?”
Jim hunches his shoulders and tries to block out the questions hurled at him from all sides. Hendorff and Leslie draw closer to him, a protective wall that should help. All he can feel though is the empty space beside him, the void where Spock should be.